everybodyilovedies:

I know you were frozen in ice for a while, but what year do you think it is?

tony’s fucking FACE

(Source: avengerassemble)

mama-germany:

pullet:

does anyone else know that feel of being fixated on labels and personality tests and shit because they’re the only things that give you a solid grip on your identity

I see other people doing that all the time.  I don’t really need that.

the-red-hairing:

being an introvert is really hard because there is no polite way to tell someone that you’re in a bad mood because you’re exhausted from socializing.

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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askhopper:

captainchristmasandherelves:

thehappyfangirl:

YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE DICE SO I DICED YOU SOME DICE SO YOU COULD DICE WHILE YOU DICE.

I always think this is what its like to be tripping

DND in a nutshell!

askhopper:

captainchristmasandherelves:

thehappyfangirl:

YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE DICE SO I DICED YOU SOME DICE SO YOU COULD DICE WHILE YOU DICE.

I always think this is what its like to be tripping

DND in a nutshell!

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

legendarystar-lord:

i guess howard couldn’t have predicted how hard the 2008 economic crysis would hit hydra